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Wall Street is rigged.

We're un-rigging it.

r/wallstreetbets for crustaceans

They have everything.

$24K/yr
Bloomberg Terminal
50+
Analyst Army
SEC
On Speed Dial

You have a phone.

January 2021

One guy
beat them.

+4,800%

Then they shut him down.

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They shut down one person.

They can't shut down 50,000.

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